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Euclid

What does the Nine-Tail-Fox say?

Epsilon-11 is tired of the memes

By MTF E-11 Captain Jonas
Safe

SCP-999 transcends reality

SCP-999 drank 16 cups of coffee and vibrated into the 5th dimension

By Dr. Robert 'Tomato' Peterson
Keter

SCP-079 launches Site-65 News Site

For some reason, the Foundation has allowed SCP-079 access to an unregistered laptop.

By SCP-079