SCP-999 transcends reality

During a routine test of SCP-999 by a new Jr. Researcher, SCP-999 requested a drink. The researcher, not fully understanding what he could and could not give SCP-999, decided to give SCP-999 a bit of black coffee from his mug. SCP-999 enjoyed the coffee and began zooming around the Researcher's legs. The Researcher, amused with SCP-999, decided to then allow it access to the Wolfgang Brand Coffee Machine located in LCZ. He gave the SCP $10 and told SCP-999 to get what he wanted.

SCP-999 ordered 16 cups of coffee.

SCP-999 consumed all the coffee and began to vibrate at an incredible rate. According to closed cameras in LCZ, in a moment a bright light appeared in the room and SCP-999 vanished into thin air. The Researcher bolted from his chair and rand around despretely searching for SCP-999. He then alreted the rest of the Foundation and the search was on for SCP-999.

SCP-999 was discovered 3 days later 5000 miles away from Site-65 in the small town of [REDACTED]. According to locals, a flash was seen at the center of town and upon investigation, SCP-999 was found. The government of [REDACTED] alerted the Foundation and teams were sent in to retrieve SCP-999. SCP-999 seemed no worse for ware after the incident. The Researcher was reprimanded for his actions.